Slowly but surely…

That’s right. Slowly but surely I am making my way back unto the living. I’ve been down and out for a good 48 hours but currently, I’d say, I’m operating at about 70% capacity which means I’m back to doing laundry, dishes, vacuuming and general cleaning but still feeling crappy enough to be slightly bitter. […]

Still sick…

Yep. I’m still sick. Send help. (And by help I totally mean the Thunder from Down Under. Nothing says a”quick recovery” like gyrating Australian hips clad inSpeedos.) Save my family from my ever-growing bad mood and save me from my perpetual and unattractive bedhead. Two days of this crap leaves melonging for the days of […]

Ugh…I’m sick.

Today’s post is going to be short and sweet, friends. I have caught what appears to be viril rhinitis…known to the average layperson as the “common cold.” Doesn’t the addition of italics make something appear so much more important? I’ve been attempting to relay this very thing to Jer all day but he isn’t hearing […]