Yeah, I’m reconsidering the whole mom jeans. They do unflattering things to my muffin top. =)
Mindy

Marly – you hit the nail on the head. I completely agree with your last statement! It’s a pretty hefty job but one I’m glad I get to do. =)
Mindy

Gettin’ pretty close to having it PERFECTED. =)
Mindy

Yeah, and the really sad thing about the whole story is the fact that we weren’t even checking the kids out. We were just being “moms” and trying to tease them a little. Oh, the shame. =)
Mindy

Yep. Avery and I have since done a little purging of the wallet contents. And I almost said something to the gargoyle about being rude but something told me that it just wouldn’t register with her. Oh, well. We can’t all be as sweet and bubbly as us. =)
Mindy

Yep, I get “ma’am” at the grocery store now. I remember the very first time…I’m pretty sure I scared the wit out of that poor kid with just the look on my face. Eek. =)
Mindy

You know, Spot. I didn’t even think about that but I bet it did sound like Jack had potty-trained. Nope. No such luck. Still sh*tting his pants like normal.
I have some friends with teenage daughters and they both have said the same thing as you. It’s a defining moment for sure. =)
Mindy

I choose to believe those boys were supremely flattered by the attention they received from “slightly” older women.
God, even that makes me sound pathetic. =)
Mindy

Oh, God that made me laugh! I can totally imagine myself doing something just like that. =)
And, extra good job on the SF creamer! Those pounds will be melting off before you know it! =)
Mindy

Oh, the dreaded (but big bonus) senior citizen discount. I’m a few years off from that, but if the next couple decades go as quickly as the last I’ll be buying that blue hair rinse in no time at all. =)
Mindy