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A Colorado Road Trip: Part 5 ~ The Ultimate Destination

July 30, 2010 by Mindy 6 Comments

Since I lived through the Eisenhower tunnel experience I knew I was in store for a very smooth third leg of the trip. We had finally arrived at our ultimate destination: Firestone, Colorado. Our friends were waiting to welcome us (all 13 of us) at their beautiful home located in this developing community located a hop, skip and a jump outside of Denver.

The very first thing I noticed about the area was their vast and growing collection of oil rigs. Big ones. Medium ones. Little ones. All creepy. All unnatural. All pumping oil out of depths of the earth I personally feel should not be reached. And while I am fully willing to admit that I do have fears of a certain irrationality, I stand behind my disdain for giant grasshoppers attacking the earth around me.

Oil rigs aside (and the occasional windmill which I equally despise) we thoroughly enjoyed our visit in Firestone. Our friends were the definition of hospitable and somehow managed to turn a blind eye to the fact that we had assaulted their home with 8 rambunctious and travel-weary children. They opened their basement door, we shoved the kids down the stairs, and barely heard from them for three blessed days. I want a basement. I believe in basements. I have mad love for basements. I can’t have a basement, and somehow shoving the kids into the crawl space underneath the house doesn’t have the same effect. In fact, I’m quite sure the State would frown upon that.

The kids took no time at all "making themselves at home"

Our time in Firestone was the perfect blend of busy and restful. We took full advantage of much that the area had to offer, including a perfectly terrifying Alpine Slide down the side of a mountainand bearing witness to Jack’s very first roller coaster ride at Heritage Square amusement park in Golden, Colorado. Avery braved the slide and loved every minute of it. Jack’s roller coaster situation rode a fine line between enriching experience and child abuse. That kid screamed in octaves I’m sure have been previously unrealized.

There was one stop during our day in Golden that turned the men in our group into giggling little school girls. Drunk school girls.

This big tower was calling to our men like sirens of the sea...

The Miller Coors Brewery.

Mmm...free beer.

We took the tour which proved to be an enlightening experience.

My little man getting inducted to "Beer Academy" a little early...

Sure, the brewing process is intriguing and the audio-guided tour was certainly informational. But the enlightenment surfaced at each “free beer stop” where our men turned into fraternity-inspired versions of themselves. Providing men with free beer instills much the same fervor as a good “gift with purchase” does for women.

Jer would like to mount this sign on the front of the house...

They were giddy with excitement and in awe of what quickly became their favorite beer. I’m guessing the beer gained their undying devotion not because of its smooth, crisp finish but because it was free. And available.

Jer's favorite picture...

And beer.

We had an amazing time in Colorado and were definitely saddened to leave. The weather was great, the sights scenic and the company splendid. Anticipating the long drive back to Oregon, our butt cheeks began screaming in protest before we even sat them down into the car seats. We had decided to wizen up a bit and section off the drive home into two days. That very first leg of the trip took us a little closer to crazy than any of us were comfortable with and my nether regions refused to come home without a planned stop in the middle.

Goodbye Firestone, next stop Boise, Idaho.

Mindy

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Comments

  1. Lori @ In Pursuit of Martha Points says

    July 30, 2010 at 6:44 AM

    We typically do the drive to Portland in one day. One, grueling, 12 hour day (nothing compared to 21 hours, but still painful.)

    And then whenever we have to get in the car, even for a 10 minute drive to the restaurant, we do this: “Not the car! Not the car again! BLEH! BLEH! BLEH!”

    And our butt cheeks scream in protest.

    And we don’t even get free beer.

    Phooey.

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  2. Angelia Sims says

    July 30, 2010 at 9:16 AM

    Mmmmmm, beer. I feel like Homer Simpson.

    Yay, I love basements too! My grandma had one in Colorado and so did her neighbor that had girls my age. We played forever down there and also, don’t have those in Texas.

    What a good time, out of the car, and enjoying the house and weather.

    I’m hurting for you on the trip back. Hopefully it went faster. :-/

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  3. SuziCate says

    July 30, 2010 at 10:11 AM

    Mmmmmm, free beer…now we’re talking! For the record I want a basement, too! Would have made the last several years so much better!!!!!!

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  4. Mindee@ourfrontdoor says

    July 30, 2010 at 4:20 PM

    I love that slide. Our whole wedding party went there after the rehearsal dinner. We had a great time. On the other hand, I grew up 15 minutes from that brewery and have never been. Maybe I should play tourist next time I’m visiting my parents!

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  5. Heather says

    August 1, 2010 at 10:04 AM

    LOL! I can just imagine the giddy school girls hopping around and grinning from ear to ear!
    I think a not having a basement was the one thing my mom hated about living in Texas, when we was in Maine I spent 80% of my time down there.

    *Note*
    I just wanted to let you know that the URL’s of my blogs have changed.
    http://www.welchhappenings.blogspot.com
    http://www.nanasnature.blogspot.com

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  6. Spot says

    August 1, 2010 at 11:37 AM

    You absolutely have to love free beer. Well, free alcohal of any kind, right?? Sounds like you had a fabulous time after all the excitement of the beginning stretch of your trip! Woo hoo for road trips and family vacations!!

    ♥Spot

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