We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming of recounting my incredibly bad vacation luck (which, quite frankly, was beginning to depress me) to feature the following photograph.
What you are witnessing here is primal, animalistic, fierce. In this Ultimate Showdown of “Man vs. Goose” you can see Man (a.k.a. my twin brother) unleashing on this unsuspecting Goose an intimidating amount of testosterone and raw verve via “staring contest.” Who would claim victory in this compelling display of survival of the fittest?
The Goose Won. And Man ran away.