Since today is Labor Day, and I don’t <ahem> have “official”employment to speak of I thought I would celebrate those dedicated laborers whodon’t qualify for bonuses or raises, aren’t eligible for promotions and are lucky to even get a coffee break. Parents! Okay, so we get Mother’s Day and Father’s Day as official holidays, but […]
Sacrifices for Beauty
You guys, I can’t feel my fingertips. I could commit a rash of different crimes and never be implicated. You want to know why? Because I literally glued my fingers together the other day attempting to apply press-on nails. Yup. Glued. Together. I apparently didn’t take the “5-second rule” seriously enough. When they say that […]